Non-pharmaceutical Emetic

There's a sufficiently medical title. What you are about to witness is, quite simply, nauseating. I gagged, and Mindy, delicate flower that she is, soiled our rug. Those of you well acquainted with Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs are undoubtedly familiar with this gem. To the uninitiated, however, hold on to your lunches because, without hyperbole, this is the worst song ever written. Both singers are clearly under the influence of some of 1976's finest illicit drugs, if you look closely. Behold:

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