Here are a few of my favorites:
Anyhoo, this was happening the other day. Spiff had read his umpteenth book, and soon resorted to his Herzog impersonation as he started in on another book.
Gunner stopped him and said, "No no no, don't say it in that Spanish!"
Spiff asked, "What's Spanish, Gunner?"
Gunner replied, "Spanish is anything that's different from regular."